You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
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I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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