Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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