The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Rock
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Fuck
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
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It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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