I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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