Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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