you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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