how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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