Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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