Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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