dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
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sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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