I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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