It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
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