What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
My dad just said "fuck circus"
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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