Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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