i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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