Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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