then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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