Do vagina's smell?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I want her autograph on my taint
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Randomize
