hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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