some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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