Your face is a jimmy john
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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