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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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