I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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