Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
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