im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Randomize
