I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
This is my gift to your gina
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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