either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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