She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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