I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
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You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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