porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
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My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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