WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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