This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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