bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Mom said you looked used
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You were trust falling into bushes
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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