this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
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For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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