So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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