He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I want a musical about memes.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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