Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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