i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
Randomize