420 ftw
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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