at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
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I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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