Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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