It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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