the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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