Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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