Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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