Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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