hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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