please come you make the beer taste better
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
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I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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