oh god the rape fog is back!
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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