How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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