i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
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She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
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I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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