I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Found the puke drawer
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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