some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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