whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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