Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
one might say we're banned from that church
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
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who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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