3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
then he tried to convert me to islam
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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