Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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