I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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